He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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