My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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