wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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