yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
