Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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