i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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