i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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