yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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