he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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