Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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