Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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