party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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