We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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