You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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