what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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