i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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