Duck Duck Cougar?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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