Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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