ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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