trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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