I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We just shotgunned beers for America
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
