its not stalking. its research.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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