Joe is yelling at the trees again.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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