you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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