she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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