We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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