No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
