My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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