By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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