it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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