At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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