fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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