Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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