that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
