thus making me awesome and them whores
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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