I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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