So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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