The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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