she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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