Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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