You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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