ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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