Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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