Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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