I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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