brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
