Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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