Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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