So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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