I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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