Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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