I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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