Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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