these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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