Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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